Things I learned this week

There is a lot to learn, especially when you are a little boy. I learned a lot this week, like every other week since I was born. Here are some of the things I know now (and may "remember" if I get something out of it.)

• Ringing the bell to tell the folks I need to go out and potty -- or play in the snowstorm -- makes my Mommy and Daddy really happy. I get a lot of "GOOD BOY"s for that one. I also get to go outside.
• Mommy does not like it when I pull socks out of her sock drawer and run around with them.
• I should not grab my drink bowl and run to my bankie. And spill it.
  
• I also should not grab the paper towel Mommy is using to clean up the mess I made with the bowl and hide under the chair. (Mommy is really fast and flexible when she wants to be.)
  
• The middle of the yard is not a good place to dig a big hole.
• Carrying three balls at once is hard to do.
• Duck guts (fuzzy) make a big mess when I spread them around the living room. I like it. Mommy doesn't.